Jokes
American vs Asian
An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down
Firetruck
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,
Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the
Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom
EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot
Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce
Canadian Gum
A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
Taliban Snippet
How come the Taliban are not circumcised? It
Hiney Bubbles
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's
Mr. Bubbles
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you
20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot
Made in Canada
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he
Redneck Bubblebath
How does a redneck take a bubblebath? With
Dirty and Clean Jokes
Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in mud.
Confucius Say...
1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead
Sticky & Wet
What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet?
A Chewy Riddle
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
Baldness
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing
Disabled Swimming Race
Three blokes enter a disabled
Emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Three ducks were swimming in
Bubbles and Barbie
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman
One Golf Ball
Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Chewing Gum
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,
Redneck Holy Water
A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up;