Jokes
One for you and One for me
There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and
Get yo fingers bit
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for
Don't Flush
Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to use the bathroom,
Mexican or Mexican''t
A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know
Other Things Mama Told Me...
Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that
50 Ways To Say ââ,¬Å"I Love Youââ,¬Â
1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,
Modern Day Schtupping Advice
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for
N'SYNC vs. Bucket
What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and
Bouncing Baby Brute
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor
Some Things You Just CAN'T
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the
Blonde...Bucket
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde
Bucket of What?
What's the difference between a bucket of crap
Rotten Reggie
There is this third grade class with this kid named
Loose Constructionists
A road consturction manager needed to hire someone
Bucket Color
What did the big black bucket say to the little
Farmer and the Cow
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all
You So Horny
You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in
Man With a Speech Problem
A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
Sag! You're It! Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 20
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1) You define summer as three months of bad
The Cure for Mutes
One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They
Fishing License
After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
Ah So True
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine
Words of Wisdom
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There
Drive-Thru Confessional
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
Mental
During a visit to a hospital for the mentally infirm, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion
Bucket Method
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first
Games For When We are ... Older
1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick
Bathtub
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During
Everything Is Big In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats
Nuts by the Fence
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One
One Smart Old Man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
Good Advice from Maxine
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There
Buckets of Sand
A guy was walking down the street when he was startled to see a beautiful, young nude girl running
Short Cut
A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
Road Stripers
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told
Sick Man From Iraq
Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq, and was here only a few months when he became very ill.
White Coats
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into
Biting
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The
One for Me, One for You
There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and
Dinner Party
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.