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In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw,

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to

There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of

A guy was setting up like a bank account or something like that, and he was being taken care of by a

Three co-workers are bored during their lunch break, so they decide to go to the roof of their building

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

A blonde and a brunette are in a bar. As they order

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A:

One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said,

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in

A man jumps off a building at the same time that

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy,

A construction worker on the third floor of a building

From: General Manager To: Departmental

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building

There was a contruction worker who was working

A man is fibbing away about how great things

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived

It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire

One day, three boys were talking about what they

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Superman was flying around the city and was super

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping

One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

There are 2 clones, one of the clones is real nice

The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a

There were three men working at the top of a building.

What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider

-It is always possible to park directly outside

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.

A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. The operator asked me what Ian's

The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level

There is an opening for a secretarial position. The man conducting the interviews asks each candidate

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Two men were working on top of a building. Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks by their

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says:

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,