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Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor",

The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

You could be a redneck if you were just married

One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic,

Q: Who has the right of way any time? A: The

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2)

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls