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Yo mama's so fat that when I screwed her, I burnt

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Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt

A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey.

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There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A

A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to

Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the

A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned

There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher: "Morning

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

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