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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and

Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them

A man is in court for murder and the judge says,

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,

Three men were on a road trip. their car broke

Bertha was worried about her husband George, so

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

There are approximately two billion children (persons

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

A little boy was playing in his sandbox when the

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

10) Pretend you don't speak English. 9) Say

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

This is from an actual trial in the UK.    

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas,

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would

Suddenly there was a mad uncontrolable burst of laughter and the team captain asked John if that was

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for

There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,