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My Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

50th Wedding Anniversary

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Survivor

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

Statues of Liberation

In a city park stood two statues, one female and

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

Jumping Rope

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

Red Sox Humor

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

Bicycle Built For Two

A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture

Chillin' Biddies

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park

Church

One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother

On The Side

Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the

Statue Fantasy

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of

Snail Charity

A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when

Deep In The Fourth Quarter

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when

Splendor in the Grass

A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood

The Living Statues

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

The Golfer's Confession

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

Little Johnny Gives to the Sick

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday

Golf Confessional

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

Really Bad Day

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Little Old Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf

Eve's Version of the Beginning

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

News Just In

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

People Over 34 Should Be Dead

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Lawn Sex

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there

The Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

The Missionary

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

The Apartment Building

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

How I Got to Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,