Jokes
My Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient
50th Wedding Anniversary
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little
Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed
Survivor
A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded
An Atheist and a Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,
Statues of Liberation
In a city park stood two statues, one female and
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The
Jumping Rope
Two teenagers were walking through a park when
Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red
Bicycle Built For Two
A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture
Chillin' Biddies
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park
Church
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother
On The Side
Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the
Statue Fantasy
An old wizard was walking through a park when he
Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex
This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of
Snail Charity
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when
Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when
Splendor in the Grass
A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday
Golf Confessional
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my
Really Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new
Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
One Golf Ball
Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf
Eve's Version of the Beginning
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired
News Just In
PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel
People Over 34 Should Be Dead
Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
Lawn Sex
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there
The Statues
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other
The Missionary
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient
The Apartment Building
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
How I Got to Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,