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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

"If we don't change the direction we're going,

A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor

Confucious say: ''Man with dick in peanutbutter

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?

Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia?

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing.

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

One day MR. GOODBAR was feeling horny. So he went

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

What do a blonde and butter have in common? They

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a

Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Are you considering having children? To determine

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos: you never know what's going

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that! When

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. "I