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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

A guy was speeding down the road when suddenly

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

A young mother was having a consultation with a

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

A couple had been married for a long time, but

An American cowboy was traveling in England and

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

One day an old man and his wife were sitting in

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

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One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

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The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on

Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dreaded disorder

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

A gentleman was just out of surgery for a appendicitus. His wife sat calmly beside him holding his

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she

A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well