Jokes
Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Sahara Desert
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly
Tie
A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic
Frenchman Walks into a Bar
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord
Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
Osama's Spawn
What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
Bin Laid
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He
Osama's Ride
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding
Bin Laden's Wild Night
What would you find on bin Laden's penis? Camel
Psalm of Bush
Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth
English, Irish & Scottish Football
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
Texan Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last
Sex Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They
Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber
Two old ladies were standing on a street corner
Ships of the Desert
Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
Two Blondes and a Camel
Every day two blonde women would come out of work
Camelback
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion
Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
The Cute Camel
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Salt
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
The True Origin of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself
Redneck Timbuktu
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called
Iraq TV Guide
SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's
King Arthur
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.
Smoking in the Rain
two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge
Serving at a Desert Outpost
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed
elephant and camel
an elephant and a camel meet on a road: Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on