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Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Sahara Desert

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

Tie

A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies

Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

Frenchman Walks into a Bar

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord

Redneck Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon

Osama's Spawn

What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela

Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Bin Laid

How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He

Osama's Ride

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding

Bin Laden's Wild Night

What would you find on bin Laden's penis? Camel

Psalm of Bush

Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth

English, Irish & Scottish Football

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

Sex Sandals

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner

Ships of the Desert

Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?

Two Blondes and a Camel

Every day two blonde women would come out of work

Camelback

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

The Cute Camel

A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Salt

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

All That Good Info

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

The True Origin of the Internet

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself

Redneck Timbuktu

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

Yankee Test

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Iraq TV Guide

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

King Arthur

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

Smoking in the Rain

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge

Serving at a Desert Outpost

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed

elephant and camel

an elephant and a camel meet on a road: Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on