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Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire

Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire

There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all

All good Southerners already know these, but in

10. SHE'S A GOBLIN! 9. I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a

What's the similarity between a tootsie roll pop

Three women were sitting around talking about their

This is actually a true story that happened to

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little

    A little girl asked her mother

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

    'Twas the night before Christmas

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son