Jokes
Take The Book Too
The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had
Get yo fingers bit
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for
Baking Blondes
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
Stinkin' Proof
One day, an old lady went to the store to get some
Little Johnny's Time of the Month
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings
Stoner Shopping Trip
A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and
Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon
The Bachelor's Life
A mid 20's bachelor walks into a grocery store
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
I Went To The Bank
I went to the bank last week and said to the cashier,
Nasty Cashiers
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and
And Who Are These for, Little Boy?
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One
Truck Driver & The Bikers
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for
Check Out
I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead
Bill Maher's New Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people
The Tables are Turned
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
Fly is Open
A man comes up to the cashier and she notices that his fly was open. She looks at him and says, "Your
Eggs
A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)