Jokes
Male Organ
Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can
Sex Therapy - Florida Style
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go
Pleasure vs. Disgrace
The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges,
What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a
She's Worth Every Penny
A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly
Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME
Room with a View
A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's
A History of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of
Golf Story
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the
American Justice
This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
Watch Those Senior Citizens
This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
Dear Abby
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier
Liberal / Conservative / Southerner
Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a
Employee Statistics
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29
Southern Farmer
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the
The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
Axis of Evil Wannabes
The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002
Retired Joy
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his
Carjacking
An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.