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Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers