Jokes
Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts
KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,
Monkey Balls
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail
Adam 'n' Eve
Q: Who made the first soft drink? A: Adam --
The Seven Dents
What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's
Old Virgin
There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still
New Lifesavers' Flavor
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher
Forgetful Minds
A couple has been married for 50 years. One day
Unwanted Fruit
Three men were on a road trip. their car broke
Life Saver
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any
Snow Off-White
What is pink and has 7 dents? Snow White's
Hungry Monkey
A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks
Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie
One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was
Virgin On A Waterbed
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A.
Bar... Monkey
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He
George Washington & Cherry Tree
There has been a recent discovery among archives
Priest's First Mass
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he
The answer is C
This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,
Fruit Flies
This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor. "Doctor I think I
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford