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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.2nd Child: Why are you

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've

A couple who had 2 kids decided that whenever they wanted sex, they would use code words so the children

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass

A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

"If we don't change the direction we're going,

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide

Three men are on a plane. The first one throws

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

A man has six children and is very proud of his

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long

In school one day, the teacher decided that in

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

There was a couple who did not want their children

A very religious man lived right next door to an

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter

1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

A man was nervously pacing around the waiting room

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry

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Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

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It's finally come out why George W. is pushing

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military

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I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll

1) The president is not in his/her office at this

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom,

Johnny comes back from school crying and says,

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their

A young Indian brave goes up to the Chief and says,

It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex

A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat

A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has

A market researcher called at a house and his knock

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital,

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

What's the diffrence between Michael Jackson and

A very old couple wanted to have children, so

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since

10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9.

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided

Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With

A guy is on a trip with his girlfriend and he only

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

Why don't witches have children? Because their

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

Two southern ladies are sitting at the country

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

How did Helen Keller parents punish him as a child?

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(which in our society means over 25) An older

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids

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Has anyone ever said to you, ''Do you know Jack

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

One day a little girl came running into her house

*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any

In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could

There was a couple who did not want their children

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup

This priest was driving to his church when he saw

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?

Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit

What do you call a prostitute's children? Brothel

There are approximately two billion children (persons

Children were called upon in a classroom to make

This is actually a true story that happened to

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

Why can't gypsies have children? Because their

What do electric trainsets and women's breasts

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and

A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon and were

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A:

It's the first day of school, and the teacher announces

President Clinton opened doors for future presidents.

What do you call a virgin from Kentucky? An

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

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The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

      AT&T fired President John

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An old man from a far off land was once on the

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

Are you considering having children? To determine

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing

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The perfect man is gentle, And never cruel or mean. He

It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was

Three friends die in a car accident and they

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote

    Psychologists have discovered

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister

-It is always possible to park directly outside

NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose

    A little girl asked her mother

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

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It is near the end of the school year.  The

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

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Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

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A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military

Dear __________________________,    

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when

September 15     

Last name: ________________ First name (check

God created the mule, and told him, "You

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

"Doctor, my child has swallowed a magnet!" "Don't panic, the magnet should pass through his system

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his flying days during the war.

Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something

---My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. ---

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

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The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four

A couple, both bonafide Red necks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes

Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies,

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ****************************** In

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

One day, a kindergarten teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

Guy in Arkansas comes home to find two suitcases packed on his front porch. "What's goin' on honey?",

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from? DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head

So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Today is my daughters 18th birthday......I'm so glad that this I my last....damn child support payment.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsy," one child answers. "And

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I know you! You were a very nice

There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no

Father O''Grady was standing at the door after Sunday Mass, when Mary Clancy came up to him, tears

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny,

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always