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A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A:

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

Q. How do you confuse an leprechaun? A. Put him

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates,

A little boy came home from school one day and

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.

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What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A

One day a father and son are flying a kite. The

Fifty naked men were walking in a circle and one

What's round and snarling? A vicious circle.

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

Every day I give thanks to the Goddess: I have

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ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future

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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons,

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy. A blonde woman walks into an auto

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,