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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Yo house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson

Yo' mama's like a vacuum cleaner -- she sucks,

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping

1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks,