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Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

How Far

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit

New Year's Resolutions You CAN Keep

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.

Justice Prevailed

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far

Bush Does a Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Defense Lawyer's Good News

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer

The Lawyer's Funeral

A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral

Farmer Joe and his Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent

12 Days of Christmas

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

Oooolllllld Lawyer

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

The Lawyer & The Dead Man

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

The Rich Hooker

There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake

Lawyer-Client Relations

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers

Cute Little Sayings

1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs

Mail Order Blonde

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm

True Newspaper Clippings

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA

The Clever Lawyer

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Contraceptives '98

Microsoft's Latest Venture    

Closest Shave Ever

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

Eyes of the Beholder

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

The Barber Shop

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

Farmer Joe's Favorite Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

Big Shot Jamaican

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back

Truth

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Atheist Holiday

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

New Years Resolutions

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you

Signs That Your Are An Internet Geek

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

Contraceptive98

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

Pact with the Devil

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil

Close Shave

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

Legal Eyesight

An old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client

Billing per Hour

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there

Lawyer Defending a Thief

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted