Jokes
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's
How Far
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit
New Year's Resolutions You CAN Keep
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.
Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far
Bush Does a Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
Bush's Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer
The Lawyer's Funeral
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent
12 Days of Christmas
Dearest John, I went to the door today and the
Oooolllllld Lawyer
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
The Lawyer & The Dead Man
A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,
The Rich Hooker
There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake
Lawyer-Client Relations
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers
Cute Little Sayings
1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs
Mail Order Blonde
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm
True Newspaper Clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA
The Clever Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN
Contraceptives '98
Microsoft's Latest Venture
Closest Shave Ever
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the
Eyes of the Beholder
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client
The Barber Shop
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
Farmer Joe's Favorite Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,
Big Shot Jamaican
Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back
Truth
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided
New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you
Signs That Your Are An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he
Attainable New Year's Resolutions
This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.
Contraceptive98
News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating
Pact with the Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil
Close Shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
Legal Eyesight
An old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client
Billing per Hour
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he
Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there
Lawyer Defending a Thief
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted