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Olympic Diving Champion

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

Snow in June

A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your

Help Yourself With The Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass

Sex Chinese Style

A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to

Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

There was a young girl who loved to wear ...

There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts

Dumb Mama and Glass Walls

Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see

Mary Lou has the Last Laugh

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

How Tall Is It?

A man was walking down the street and on the

Grass Eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when

The Jackass Story

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

No Screwing!

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

So you want to marry a millionaire ?

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one

Shipwrecked

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good

Piss And Moan

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her

Bad Day

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

The Speeder

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd

The Fly That Couldn't Fly

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to

Yahoo for the Indian

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

Old Lady's Phone

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends

Intelligence

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole

Eating Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

Louisiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

Success

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,

Playing in Cathedrals

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,

Stranded on a Desert Island

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One

Visit to the Zoo

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,

Truckers & Priests

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

The Kind Lawyer

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating