Jokes
Olympic Diving Champion
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't
Snow in June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your
Help Yourself With The Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass
Sex Chinese Style
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting
There was a young girl who loved to wear ...
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls
Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see
Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden
How Tall Is It?
A man was walking down the street and on the
Grass Eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when
The Jackass Story
This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally
No Screwing!
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband
So you want to marry a millionaire ?
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,
Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one
Shipwrecked
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good
Piss And Moan
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her
Bad Day
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
The Speeder
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd
The Fly That Couldn't Fly
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to
Yahoo for the Indian
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.
Old Lady's Phone
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends
Intelligence
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole
Eating Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating
Louisiana Law
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into
Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,
Playing in Cathedrals
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,
Stranded on a Desert Island
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One
Visit to the Zoo
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,
Truckers & Priests
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the
The Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating