Jokes
Jesus Ceiling Fan
A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped
When Shit Hits the Fan
A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts
Clean Your Clock
Why are clocks considered freaks? 'Cause they have
Gary Condit's Clock
One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven,
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
Clocks
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter
Whack Off
There was this guy named John that went to heaven.
Liar's Clocks
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day
Million Dollar Question
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Retired Husbands
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England
10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry
Best Excuses for Not Going to Work
1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all