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Jesus Ceiling Fan

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

When Shit Hits the Fan

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts

Clean Your Clock

Why are clocks considered freaks? 'Cause they have

Gary Condit's Clock

One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven,

69 Things to do in Wal-Mart

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Clocks

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter

Whack Off

There was this guy named John that went to heaven.

Liar's Clocks

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

Million Dollar Question

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Retired Husbands

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England

10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry

Best Excuses for Not Going to Work

1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all