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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did.Before

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy,

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford,"Well, you've been such a good

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

A guy was talking with his friend in a bar and told him, "My sex life sucks, just when things start to

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

A little girl and her dog are walking through the

Why is being in the military like getting a blow

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

One day a man forgot to tell his wife the couches

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

There was a man who had worked all of his life,

A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo

This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin

It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.

A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang.

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

An Amish woman and her son are walking through

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

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10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

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One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks

There was this woman see, and she takes a lover

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the

What do you call three lesbians in a closet? A

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My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well,

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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

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NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

10) You have to explain to most foreigners that

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby

Once upon a workday dreary, my stomach grumbled

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

One day Jesus wanted to test his disciples. So

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but

What happend to the man who died on an overdose

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Why are women's feet so small? So they can

There was an older man who'd married a younger

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

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We all know those cute symbols made with keyboard

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas

Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde

A man walks into a barber shop with his daughter.

An old man and an old woman were sitting together

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

What's the similarity between American beer and

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,

This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and

1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

A grade school teacher comes into class one morning

A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

There was this little boy who had no name. One

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

What do you call five lesbians in a closet?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

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A guy comes home early one day from work. And

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny

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There were three men who got stranded on an island.

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly

What did President Clinton say when he was asked

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

Q: How do you know that God's a blonde? A:

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I

What's the similarity between a tootsie roll pop

A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with

Jimmy White walks into a bar and orders a beer,

A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

Yo' mama's like a vacuum cleaner -- she sucks,

A blonde goes into a world wide message center

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

The idea of a guy having two women at the same

Bill Clinton calls his intern. ''Come into the

Why do girls have two holes so close together?

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy

Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before

    White House staffers were perplexed

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block

An old man and woman were married for years, even

A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs

How did we know that Monica would testify? Because

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Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim

A male whale and his mate were swimming around

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

    A few months ago, there was

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

1) You define summer as three months of bad

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom

This guy is not getting along so well with his

'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

    One day a hunter was walking

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime,

One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They

Two church members were going door to door, and

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

An FM station has a competition where they ring

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"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes,

Next mood swing: 6 minutes I hate everybody, you're next. And your point is.............? I

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though, they hated each other. When they had

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman

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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

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1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so

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While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the

A guy was walking down the street when he was startled to see a beautiful, young nude girl running

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9

I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why

1. Put bi-focals on . double check that you're with the right partner. 2. Set alarm on your clock

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience"

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet. SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was just

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! Caddy: Think you can keep your head down

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

One day, Mom was cleaning junior's room, and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo

Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to contemplate the question, What is life? When he came

A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Well, try

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Aussies

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship.

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. "Why not add some intrigue to

A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and