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- How do you define optimism? - A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. - What is the diffrence

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A little girl and her dog are walking through the

Why is being in the military like getting a blow

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

An Amish woman and her son are walking through

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the

Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

Why are women's feet so small? So they can

An old man and an old woman were sitting together

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I

What's the similarity between a tootsie roll pop

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with

A blonde goes into a world wide message center

A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim

A male whale and his mate were swimming around

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

    One day a hunter was walking

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! Caddy: Think you can keep your head down

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Well, try

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. "Why not add some intrigue to

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th