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A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said,

The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every

A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one

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A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

There was an old couple sitting at a table. The

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding See

Juan Valdez names his mule after you. You chew

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

Why did the lesbian put a can of tuna on their

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to

There is a accordion player driving home from a

Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The

Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach? The

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house,

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

To my darling wife: During the past year,

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings

There was this couple who had been married for

    Four old Catholic women are

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

    Psychologists have discovered

Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South

A woman came up behind her husband while he was

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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in

---My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. ---

To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South. To somebody in the South, it is anybody in

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

A blonde was shopping at Walmart and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the Windows XP: 1. Enter

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.

The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

A young lady stops by her grandmother's house on the way to a dance. She wants to introduce her boy

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. "I

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all