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Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and

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Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

A young man was walking through a supermarket to

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

1. In the company of females, intercourse

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.

Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made

What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable.

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to