Jokes
French Maid Techie
A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer
Charming
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white
Golf Buddies
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the
Carpet
A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet
Pumpkin Lover
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin
Harley-Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the
New Bar in Town
In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.
The Dying Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's
The Southern Lady
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
George Bush in Hell
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I
Growing Old
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.
Pumpkin Patch
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
Stock Brokers Audit
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed
Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The
4 weeks of life
A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die