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French Maid Techie

A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer

Charming

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

Golf Buddies

There was an old man named Bill, and one of the

Carpet

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet

Pumpkin Lover

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

Harley-Davidson

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

New Bar in Town

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

The Dying Priest

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

The Southern Lady

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

George Bush in Hell

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

Growing Old

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.

Pumpkin Patch

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

Stock Brokers Audit

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed

Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

4 weeks of life

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die