Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Blind Pilot
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit
Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its
Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations
Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance
Britney's Endorsement
Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.
Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears...
Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.
Old Folks and Viagra
There was an old couple lying in bed watching TV
Can you believe how many award shows there are....
Can you believe how many award shows they have
The Polish Passenger
A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
Bad Day
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
Advice from Men to Women
Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in
Shipping Manure
Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything
Men are like ...
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
Two Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit