Jokes
Scabs
A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and
Job Fair
A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The
Senior Golf Logic
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with
Logic Prevails
A man had a habit of buying things immediately
Cold Hands
One weekend, a husband, and wife were up in the
Girl's Best Friend
A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all
The True Story
Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state
Misguided
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness
John Wayne Toilet Paper
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet
You Did What With A What?
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his
Blonde Trying to Eat
One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with
Sharing A Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
$10.00
A man once went to a ten-dollar hooker. But he
A Sweet Ass Story
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,
The Marine Shares a Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was
The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My
The Pregnant Woman
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
I Guess It Works
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older
Misunderstanding
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took
So How Did You Break Your Arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New
Climax
An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that
Playing Doctor and Patient
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get
Case of the Pregnant Lady
AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on
Country Doctors
A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
How Did You Break Your Arm?
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles
Loud Orgasm
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed
Pregnant on the Bus
A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
Playing Doctor
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get
Hotel Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have
Too Hot
It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower.
Race Track
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back
Ads on a Bus
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
Traveler Needs a Room
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room
I'll Come as a Dove
The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.
George Falls in Love
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for
A programmers experience of sexual intercourse
Programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good on her , reason