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A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and

Job Fair

A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The

Senior Golf Logic

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with

Logic Prevails

A man had a habit of buying things immediately

Cold Hands

One weekend, a husband, and wife were up in the

Girl's Best Friend

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

The True Story

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Misguided

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

You Did What With A What?

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his

Blonde Trying to Eat

One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with

Sharing A Room

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

$10.00

A man once went to a ten-dollar hooker. But he

A Sweet Ass Story

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

The Marine Shares a Room

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

Who is Marylou?!?

A woman came up behind her husband while he was

The Amazing Health Computer

One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My

The Pregnant Woman

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

I Guess It Works

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

Misunderstanding

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

So How Did You Break Your Arm?

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Climax

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

Playing Doctor and Patient

Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get

Case of the Pregnant Lady

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on

Country Doctors

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work

Tech Support Conversations

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

How Did You Break Your Arm?

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

Loud Orgasm

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed

Pregnant on the Bus

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Playing Doctor

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get

Hotel Room

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

Too Hot

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower.

Race Track

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back

Ads on a Bus

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Traveler Needs a Room

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room

I'll Come as a Dove

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.

George Falls in Love

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for

A programmers experience of sexual intercourse

Programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good on her , reason