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A woman and her husband go to the doctor because

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about

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Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

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December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.