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Change of plan

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

Memorandum

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

Before n After Sex

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife,

Each Had A Problem

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

How many lawyers does it take to change a...

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

Quotes About the French

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

Perspective Lawyers

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law

A Little Help From the Shakes

There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he

Dead Mama

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

Little Nancy's Pet

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole

Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is

Camoflauge Clothing

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices

Let's Live On Love

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact

Peanut In Your Ear

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

Hunting Beaver

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office

Blonde in Pain

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried

High Tech Man

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

Black Eyes

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

Hoshimota

An American businessman is on a business trip

Both Ways

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

A Cork Radio Station

A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air

What's for Dinner?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor

The Blue Eye

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

True Software Professional

Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though

Mermaid Fishing

These three guys are out having a relaxing day

Typical Man at Bedtime

There's this husband and wife that have twin beds

A Cock-work Orange

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

Pays To Be A Cabbie

A minister has just died and is standing in line

Morning at the White House

    White House staffers were perplexed

Sex and class

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old

Finding The Lord

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Coming From All Directions...

    A trucker who had driven his

One day, a mechanic was working late...

    One day, a mechanic was working

The Farmer's Daughters

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Add It Up: Relationship Guide

    For all you guys out there who

Dead Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

Sick Duck

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

Out of the Grave

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though, they hated each other. When they had

Butt Dust

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

High Birth Rate

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

Beer Research

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that

Old Duck

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor

Dating

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the

Career Choices

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Duck Bill

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

Blonde Murder Victim

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

Don't Fart In Bed

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

Make Me a Virgin

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

Bad Habits

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Cold Water

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

Baptized?

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided

Christ in the Bathroom

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

In Love

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

Oxymoronic Statements

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

News Just In

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Marriage and Haunting

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had

Savings

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

Typical Canadian Male Baby

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

I've Fallen

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

Original Text

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind

Mad Cow Disease

My wife of 14 years is convinced she has Mad Cow disease... ... After all, she had a fast food taco

A Woman and a Baby

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

At The Restaurant

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another

Comments About The French

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

Relationship Guide

Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

Historical Wife

A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore." "What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks.

Snatch Eating Frogs

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter

Goldfish Passing

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

Missing Parrot

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she

The Death of Black Magic

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

Adultery Code

There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

Burial

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

A Relative Matter

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well