Jokes
Change of plan
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered
Memorandum
TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's
Before n After Sex
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife,
Each Had A Problem
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers
How many lawyers does it take to change a...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such
Quotes About the French
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -
Perspective Lawyers
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law
A Little Help From the Shakes
There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he
Dead Mama
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
Little Nancy's Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole
Sex Before Communion
A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it
Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices
Let's Live On Love
A couple decides to get married, despite the fact
Peanut In Your Ear
One evening, a man was at home watching TV and
Hunting Beaver
An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office
Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried
High Tech Man
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across
Black Eyes
A guy with two black eyes walks into church one
Hoshimota
An American businessman is on a business trip
Both Ways
A mother had three daughters and at their weddings
A Cork Radio Station
A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air
What's for Dinner?
A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor
The Blue Eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted
True Software Professional
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though
Mermaid Fishing
These three guys are out having a relaxing day
Typical Man at Bedtime
There's this husband and wife that have twin beds
A Cock-work Orange
Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the
Pays To Be A Cabbie
A minister has just died and is standing in line
Morning at the White House
White House staffers were perplexed
Sex and class
The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old
Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
Coming From All Directions...
A trucker who had driven his
One day, a mechanic was working late...
One day, a mechanic was working
The Farmer's Daughters
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN
Add It Up: Relationship Guide
For all you guys out there who
Dead Goldfish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested
Sick Duck
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained
Out of the Grave
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though, they hated each other. When they had
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
High Birth Rate
A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the
Beer Research
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
Old Duck
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor
Dating
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the
Career Choices
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought
Duck Bill
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained
Blonde Murder Victim
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,
Don't Fart In Bed
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage
Make Me a Virgin
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married
Bad Habits
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Cold Water
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After
Baptized?
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided
Christ in the Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused
In Love
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after
Oxymoronic Statements
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
News Just In
PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel
Marriage and Haunting
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had
Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and
Typical Canadian Male Baby
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
I've Fallen
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
Original Text
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind
Mad Cow Disease
My wife of 14 years is convinced she has Mad Cow disease... ... After all, she had a fast food taco
A Woman and a Baby
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of
The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
At The Restaurant
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another
Comments About The French
"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a
Relationship Guide
Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:
Historical Wife
A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore." "What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks.
Snatch Eating Frogs
This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter
Goldfish Passing
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested
Missing Parrot
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she
The Death of Black Magic
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
Adultery Code
There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
Burial
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested
A Relative Matter
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well