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A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got

A Man is carrying two babies, one in each arm. While waiting for a trainAlong come this woman and seeing

An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

What's grosser than gross? Finding a used condom

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A:

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist

Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with

Two condoms are walking down a street in San Francisco

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

A boy goes to the drugstore with his dad and sees

You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck,

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

A man was having an affair with a married woman.

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

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Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom? A.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her

A man went over to his girl's place for a little

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes

Why do soldiers wear condoms? So the enemy doesn't

Three nuns were taking a walk one day. ''I was

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt

What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

There were three nuns talking and one nun said,

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The

What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!

A father and his son go into the grocery store

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive

What do women and condoms have in common? They

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

What did one condom say to the other condom as

In days of old, when knights were bold, And

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt

A guy is on a trip with his girlfriend and he only

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

How is a woman like a condom? She spends more

Why'd the condom cross the road? He got pissed

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Why did the condom fly across the room? It was

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

Q: What is the difference between a condom and

Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A.

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Question: If you went to a party and woke up with

There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A condom

Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.

Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry

Q. What is the definition of disgusting? A.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist

What's the definition of innocence? A nun working

What do condoms and women have in common? Both

This is actually a true story that happened to

What is the difference between a parachute and

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins,

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside-out

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

Q. What do gay guys call their condoms? A.

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

    Three nuns were talking. "I

    Curators at India's Baroda Museum

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Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

This not a widely known fact, mainly because of the little-known popularity of the celebrity involved.

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

There was a German, an Italian and a Missouri Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out in