Jokes
Wetting Finger
At Night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his A typical married couple
Jesus Ceiling Fan
A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him
Bra
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
Vacumm
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom
Trivial Pursuit
A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks
Button Smashers
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet
Pay A-tention
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one
They''re Grrrrrreat
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle
Amish Country
You're more confused than an Amish electrician!
French Stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series
Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the
Assembly Required
A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting
Stompin' on Heaven's Door
One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part
Little Johnny's Time of the Month
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were
Blonde Horse Sense
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them
Fart Glossary
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize
Get Away From my Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,
Feet First
One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and
Blonde - Contractor
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,
Parachute Crap Shoot
Four people are in an airplane: the president,
Strangers on a Train
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York.
Baseball for Scotsmen
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first
Dirty Jokes and Beer
A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A
Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting
Holiday Feast
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into
Pickle in the Pants
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous
Yard Work Sign Language
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to
Scratchy Lottery
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked
All I Want Is A Drink
A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked
Both Ways
A mother had three daughters and at their weddings
Sharing An Order
There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's.
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the
The Blonde's Special Order
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice
She Gives Great Headphone
A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair
The Birds and the Bees
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the
Put The Worm In The Hole
Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their
A Confused Computer
A confused caller was having troubles printing
Rush Limbaugh's Chauffeur
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving
Tax Payer Dollars at Work
Two guys were working for the city. One would
Cuban Delicacy
A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He
Blonde In A Bathroom
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
Love Letters Wife/Husband
To my darling wife: During the past year,
Confused Boy
Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A: His
Peg-Leg Baldy
A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume
You Stink So Bad
You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left,
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world
Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
Definite Definition
One day the pre-school teacher said, We're
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
Bungee Jumping In Mexico
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business
Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,
Priest's New Job
After several years of serving the church in a
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
Tampon Shopping
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and
Men and Women FAQ
The following information was
A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Erin Go Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
Scotsman and Baseball
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit
Creation vs Evolution
Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race
A Minnesota Story
All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather
Irish Transportation
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe
Duck Hunt
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
Anniversary Gift
Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if
22 MPH
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a
New Math
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask
Woodpecker
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
Mannequin
Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a
Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided
Little Cussing Johnny
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his
Wrong Number
It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A
21st Birthday
All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems
The Ten Year Old
A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"
Dear Husband
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been
Thermos Flask
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds
Jewish Bra
A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told
Going to Heaven
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think
Speed Limit
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving
The Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one
Fishing Buddies
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and
Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent
Christ in the Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
Two Brothers
There were two brothers. One was very good and tried always to live right and be helpful. His brother
Rider
After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro
Creation of Canada
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel
53 ways to make a cop mad....
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When
The Bear Family
Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
Devil in Church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went
Type of Bras
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter
Nerd Season
trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees
Other Side
A blonde was standing on the river bank looking confused when she spotted another blonde across the
Shopping for Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks
Being Audited at the IRS
A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
Curiosity in a Toilet
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was
Foreign Sex Therapist
A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is
Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there