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Wetting Finger

At Night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his A typical married couple

Jesus Ceiling Fan

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him

Bra

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

Speeding

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

Vacumm

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom

Trivial Pursuit

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks

Button Smashers

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

Pay A-tention

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one

They''re Grrrrrreat

One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle

Amish Country

You're more confused than an Amish electrician!

French Stamps

Why did the Post Office have to recall its series

Corn Hole

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

Assembly Required

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

Stompin' on Heaven's Door

One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part

Little Johnny's Time of the Month

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were

Blonde Horse Sense

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

Fart Glossary

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

Get Away From my Deer!

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

Feet First

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and

Blonde - Contractor

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

Parachute Crap Shoot

Four people are in an airplane: the president,

Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York.

Baseball for Scotsmen

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

Dirty Jokes and Beer

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

Red Sox Humor

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting

Holiday Feast

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

Pickle in the Pants

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

Yard Work Sign Language

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

Scratchy Lottery

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked

All I Want Is A Drink

A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked

Both Ways

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

Sharing An Order

There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's.

We Don't Swerve Blondes Here

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the

The Blonde's Special Order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice

She Gives Great Headphone

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair

The Birds and the Bees

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the

Put The Worm In The Hole

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

A Confused Computer

A confused caller was having troubles printing

Rush Limbaugh's Chauffeur

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

Tax Payer Dollars at Work

Two guys were working for the city. One would

Cuban Delicacy

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He

Blonde In A Bathroom

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

Love Letters Wife/Husband

To my darling wife: During the past year,

Confused Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A: His

Peg-Leg Baldy

A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume

You Stink So Bad

You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left,

Got Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The

Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant

Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused

Diver Meets Guy Underwater

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world

Finding The Lord

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Definite Definition

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

Bungee Jumping In Mexico

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

Devil in the Church

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

Priest's New Job

After several years of serving the church in a

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Tampon Shopping

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and

Men and Women FAQ

    The following information was

A setback in Iraqi-American relations

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

Bill Of No Rights

Our Rights: The following was written by State

Erin Go Bra Shopping

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,

Scotsman and Baseball

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

Creation vs Evolution

Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race

A Minnesota Story

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather

Irish Transportation

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe

Duck Hunt

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

Anniversary Gift

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow

Snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

22 MPH

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

New Math

The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask

Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

Mannequin

Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a

Atheist Holiday

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

Little Cussing Johnny

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

Wrong Number

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A

21st Birthday

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems

The Ten Year Old

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

Dear Husband

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been

Thermos Flask

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

Jewish Bra

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told

Going to Heaven

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think

Speed Limit

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

The Shredder

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

Fishing Buddies

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and

Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

Christ in the Bathroom

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

Tech Support Conversations

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

Two Brothers

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried always to live right and be helpful. His brother

Rider

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

Creation of Canada

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

53 ways to make a cop mad....

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

The Bear Family

Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

Devil in Church

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

Type of Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter

Nerd Season

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

Other Side

A blonde was standing on the river bank looking confused when she spotted another blonde across the

Shopping for Tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks

Being Audited at the IRS

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

Curiosity in a Toilet

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

Foreign Sex Therapist

A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there