Jokes
Busted
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
Sister Mary Henry
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun.
Irish Delecacy
There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
If Resumes Told the Truth
OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor
Scientific Beer Study
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
10 Things That Piss Me Off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
The Heart Of The Matter
A man who was having heart trouble went to the
Two hicks at a toy store
Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons
Beer Consumption
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer
Ending It All
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and
Are You Ready for Children?
Are you considering having children? To determine
Rumored Corporate Mergers
It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was
The Irish Virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that
HMO
INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A.
New Priest in Town
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his
Readers Digest
Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),
Million Dollar Question
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Just a Weeee Bit
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they
The Medal Of Freedom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President
Panexa
No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your
Agriculture Politics
TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,
Recent Medical Research Results
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
The Bucking Bronco
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him
Stella Awards
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named
The Way It Was
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US
The Bears
Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown
Baseball Bribe
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son
Credit Card Fun
A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and