constantly

Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

(tip: don't try these if you're not willing to

1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

10) You married your cousin's brother's wife 9)

There was a long line of souls before the gate

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

Tarzan falls from his vine while he is swinging

Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.

An old man and woman were married for years, even

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to

    A herd of buffalo can only move

God created the mule, and told him, "You

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T

Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse