Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
American vs Asian
An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down
Baby Ryan
Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.So
Redneck Recycling
Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers
Punchlines With Absolutely No Context
ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin,
Canadian Gum
A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants
Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to
Breast Milk Mustache
A question had appeared in a student's medical
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the
Work Genesis
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came
Gas Can
A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly
Diaries
Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9
Old Lady in Church
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms
Panexa
No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your
Chewing Gum
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,
Mothers Milk
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or
Bottom Deodorant
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,
Hole Diggers
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft
The Bank Robbers
Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the