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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

American vs Asian

An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down

Baby Ryan

Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.So

Redneck Recycling

Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers

Punchlines With Absolutely No Context

ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin,

Canadian Gum

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to

Breast Milk Mustache

A question had appeared in a student's medical

The Blonde and the Deodorant

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

Work Genesis

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

Gas Can

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

Diaries

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9

Old Lady in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms

Panexa

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

Chewing Gum

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Wackiest Warning Labels Ever

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Mothers Milk

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or

Bottom Deodorant

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

Hole Diggers

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft

The Bank Robbers

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the