Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
There was a man who loved baked beans...
There was a man who loved baked beans, but they
The Bear Hunter
A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear
Mismatched Pair of Gloves
A young man wished to purchase a present for his
M&M's
An old man and a young man work together in an
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out
The Tattoo
A biker had been injured in an accident and was
Handbags
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives
Krazy Library Fun
1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by
Gassy Broad
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton
Gloves: Joke circa 1890
A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
Interview Don'ts
A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major
Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in
Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest
Blow Job Etiquette
First and foremost, we are not obligated to do
Are You Ready for Children?
Are you considering having children? To determine
A Horoscope For The Workplace
ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future
Romantic Pink Slip
Dear __________________________,
Advice For The Ladies
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports
Kick in the Ass
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by
The Senator
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul
Stuttering Salesman
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,
Tool Glossary
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
Panexa
No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your
Rejection Letter Form
The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform
Selling Bibles
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the
God and the Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have
Pleasure
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort
Liberal / Conservative / Southerner
Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a
Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to
Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),
Attracting Women
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't
What's Your Workplace Zodiac Sign ?
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in
Where do I Come from?
"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents
Lawyer's Revenge
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off
Gift Mix-Up
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating
Luck with Ladies
A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't