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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like

A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man starts

A man is in court for murder and the judge says,

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party

Two southern ladies are sitting at the country

Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The was a man named George who got a new job.

A mother is making a cake for her three sons when

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets

One day a man is walking along the beach and sees

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter.

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.

One night a bartender was closing up his bar and

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old.

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his flying days during the war.

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early

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Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider.

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his newfound wealth,

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

A brigade of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,