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UNIX convention

Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where

Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

Signs you are a loser

1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than

Shave and a Hair Cut

A man is away on business, at a convention for

Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during

American Technology

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!

There are approximately two billion children (persons

Lab Rats

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know

Ah So True

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

Santa Claus:An Engineers Perspective

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

News Just In

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Local Brothels

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

The answer is C

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

Lab Rat

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

Killing the Wife with Love

A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to

A Difficult Case

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your