Jokes
UNIX convention
Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
Signs you are a loser
1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than
Shave and a Hair Cut
A man is away on business, at a convention for
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during
American Technology
A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.
The Doctor's Convention
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons
Lab Rats
At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know
Ah So True
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine
Santa Claus:An Engineers Perspective
I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa
News Just In
PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel
Local Brothels
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
The answer is C
This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Lab Rat
At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in
Killing the Wife with Love
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to
A Difficult Case
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your