Jokes
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see
Diary of a Young Wife
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel
Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers
Go Fish
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.
How many blondes does it take...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate
There was a young girl who loved to wear ...
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts
The Christmas Elf Massacre
Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its
Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie
Secrets of a Successful Date
Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little
Cookie's Revenge
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating
Bubba Claus
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Confessions Of Sodom
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor
Cletus's Christmas
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three
I've Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby
Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make
Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide
Yo Mama's Animal Cookies
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the
Jonny Humper Harder
There was this little boy who had no name. One
Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate
Tough Love
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin
Christmas Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill,
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.
Rush Limbaugh's Chauffeur
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving
Betty Crocker
One day while a wife was working in the kitchen,
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
A Child's View of Retirement
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young
Checkout Conniption
A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with
The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered
Geriatric Lovemaking
You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist
Salesmanship
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was
Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite
Good For Colds Too
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired
Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth
Apples
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
Headline Howlers
Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids
Cat Competition
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second
Grandpa
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls