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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

Don't Choke

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

An OD on Nyquil will do this...

It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering

Lost with Translation

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Juicy Squirt

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy

More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

Miraculous Recovery

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

Making a Confession

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church,

The Deer Hunter

A hunter gets up early one morning and tells his

Laxative Cough Therapy

A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and

Disabled Swimming Race

    Three blokes enter a disabled

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

Texas Choking Victim

Two Texans were having the blue plate special at

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Actual Instruction Labels...

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Choking

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine

Cure for a Cough

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on

Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! 2.

Butt Dust

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

Doctor Visit

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

All That Good Info

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

Alternate Meanings

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

A Midget Down in Texas

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

Cough Syrup

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the

Label Instructions

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

Jug of Moonshine

Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

One Less Lawyer

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become