Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Don't Choke
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail
An OD on Nyquil will do this...
It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering
Lost with Translation
The American Dairy Association was so successful
Juicy Squirt
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know
Miraculous Recovery
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy
Making a Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church,
The Deer Hunter
A hunter gets up early one morning and tells his
Laxative Cough Therapy
A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and
Disabled Swimming Race
Three blokes enter a disabled
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
Texas Choking Victim
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
Actual Instruction Labels...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out
Choking
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine
Cure for a Cough
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on
Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! 2.
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
Doctor Visit
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
Alternate Meanings
Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply
A Midget Down in Texas
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went
Cough Syrup
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the
Label Instructions
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly
Jug of Moonshine
Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
One Less Lawyer
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become