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Gordon Brown, George Bush and Saparmurat Niyazov are flying to a world economic summit. Saparmurat looks

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed anew head Samurai so he sent

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

There were four country churches in a small Texas

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

There were five people on a crashing air plane.

There were three astronauts an American, a Russian,

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American

A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country

Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest

1) The president is not in his/her office at this

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

One day the king of a fairly large country was

On a rainy night, three guys were driving through

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

As usual, things were not going well at the United

There was a guy driving down the road when he ran

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

5. "Sure we could have these people killed to

Four people are in an airplane: the president,

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

After much careful research, it has been discovered

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious

A brunette is walking through the country, when

Three guys walk into a motel and find out there

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One

Two southern ladies are sitting at the country

A man is fibbing away about how great things

A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig.

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a

One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and

Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

A travelling salesman is out in the country selling

A travelling salesman was out in the country one

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde

Yo' mama so fat, when she went swimming, Spain

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town

There was a young country boy who was very bright.

A man from another country came to the U.S. and

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

An old man from a far off land was once on the

    Dick Cheney, President Bush

A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

One day, Ole and Lena were out driving around the

    A herd of buffalo can only move

It is near the end of the school year.  The

A businessman returns from the far east. After

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

Our Rights: The following was written by State

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A.

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Two scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up;

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations.

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the