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Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor

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A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

A married couple was walking down the street when

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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

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A young, innocent couple got married. On the first

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

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Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

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A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband

A man and a woman meet in a hospital donation clinic.

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy

An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

This newlywed couple is in bed and the man rolls

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon

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A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

A couple has been together for thirty years and

A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii.

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There is this couple, and the wife is very self

There once was a boy who named Odd. A lot of people

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A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon and were

A couple was getting ready to go out to celebrate

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

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A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.

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A couple, who had been married for years, were

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A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

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Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

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A couple has returned from their honeymoon and

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It seems that a young couple had just gotten married

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A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

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A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband.

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their

A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's

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An FM station has a competition where they ring

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Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the

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An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her

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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

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A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

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An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The

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Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

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A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

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As we age, our priorities change .. The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

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Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table

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In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

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