Jokes
Wetting Finger
At Night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his A typical married couple
Repairs
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter
How To Bathe A Cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage
Crossing a River
One day three men were walking along and came upon
Bubba's Secret
A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.
Crappy Date
This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to
The Stupid Nomad
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on
Father Murphy's Donkey
Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very
Barnyard Poem
The sky was dark The moon was high We were
Good Samaritan
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a
Honeymoon Tattoo
A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking
No More Labor Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
Shy Guy's Rejection
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful
The Wizard of Oz
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and
Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
A Crappy Date (A True Story)
Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy
Labor Pain Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
How to Annoy Your Co-Workers
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
Men and Women FAQ
The following information was
Four United States Presidents
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land
Stuttering Salesman
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,
A History of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of
A Modern Day Parable
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race
The Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play
Duct Tape
Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm
Different Father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The
Beautiful Girl at Work
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's
Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
Logical Science
Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dreaded disorder
NCAA Facts
1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The
Wisdom Of Homer
THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,
Selling Bibles
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the
Poker Player Strategy - All's fair in Poker
I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.
Job Ads Made Easy
What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really
Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about
Liberal / Conservative / Southerner
Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a
Virus Warning: Missus
Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV
Email from God
God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behaviour that was going on. He decided to send
Microsoft's New Tv Dinner Product
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing
Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.
Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first
Severe Disease
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor
Cows: With a New Twist
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You
Pirates!
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded
Pope on the Ropes
During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour
Revenge!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of