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The cowboy walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him"How many sheets do you want on your bed?"The cowboy

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

An American cowboy was traveling in England and

"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A:

A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through

Did you know that they are going to change the

Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving?

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

One night, three guys are at a bar talking and

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon

Q: Why do cowboys always have shit on their mustaches?

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the

Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"... 1. "I'm gonna pump

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind

A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown paper

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys