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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't

Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

There was this guy who lived in Chicago. He was

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia?

Once there was a guy that went in a whorehouse

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

Guys are so crazy... I told this guy that the

There was a old man sitting on a bench outside

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

There was a guy walking down the street in San

Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

The doctor was walking around checking by his patients

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

It seems there was two brothers by the same name

    Johnny meets a girl on the street.

1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2)

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A:

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact

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I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.) If

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep."

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well,

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny,"

10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but

*Juan the Smuggler* Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they

Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in