Jokes
Back Seat
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
How Far
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit
A Bunny Story
Once there was a man who was peacefully driving
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town
M&M's
An old man and a young man work together in an
The Firing Squad
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad
Nursery Crimes
Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,kissed
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario
1. You live in the center of the universe 2. Your
Blonde - Detectives
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they
"The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss
I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
You might be a redneck if there has ever been a
Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90%
Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME
Solitary Confinement Woes
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime,
Essential Desert Objects
A judge was punishing three men because they had
The Quotable Marion Barry
Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion
Really Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new
New Orleans
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because
Too Hot For Arizona Convicts???
It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, 116 degrees sets a new record, the Associated Press reports: About
House Ransacked
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
She's SOOOO blonde...
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to
Legal Eyesight
An old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client
Blonde Dials 911
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains