Jokes
Married For 25 Years
This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and there sex just wasent happening anymore.
Playing Golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and
Tarzan
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his
Jungle Fever
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she
There is this old couple and they have been ...
There is this old couple and they have been married
Bus Signals
A guy was taking a new bus route for the first
Gorilla Language
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage
Amsterdam Semester Abroad
Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover
Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better
Tarzan Meets Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was
Miraculous Recovery
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy
Old Virgin
There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still
NASCAR Samaritans
There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a
10 Things That Piss Me Off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
Beaver
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
Blonde - Elmo Factory
Once there was a blonde who really needed some
Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red
The Dirty Wife
A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and
Little Joey
Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing
Gynecologist Bad!
A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first
Smellin' Wood
Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard.
George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle
Silk Stalkings
What do men and stockings have in common? They
Stuck in the middle
One day, there's a man and his wife driving along
Yard Work Sign Language
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to
It'll Burn Through Anything
A husband and wife were having some problems in
Crazy Little Critters...
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A.
Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.
Golfed Balls
One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome
Get On The Bus, Yo
One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since
The Headache
A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,
A Blonde's Golf Accident
There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off
Dog Abilities
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they
The Great Hunter
A man claimed he could name any animal that was
South American Toad
A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety
How does herpes leave the hospital?
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Grandma's Trip to Victoria's Secret
Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted
Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Dogs
Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her
Accident on the Golf Course
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed
Geriatric Lovemaking
You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.
Appendicitis
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and
Motorcycle Patrolman
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his
What is a Cat?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable.
Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle
Groin Shot
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls
Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth
The Cab Ride
A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out
Television Evangelical Show
randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers
You Know You're in California When...
Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't
Crotchless Panties
A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's
Tarzan and Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your
Too Far In
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,