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Married For 25 Years

This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and there sex just wasent happening anymore.

Playing Golf

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and

Tarzan

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

Jungle Fever

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she

There is this old couple and they have been ...

There is this old couple and they have been married

Bus Signals

A guy was taking a new bus route for the first

Gorilla Language

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover

Men and Women

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

Tarzan Meets Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

Miraculous Recovery

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

Old Virgin

There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still

NASCAR Samaritans

There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a

10 Things That Piss Me Off

1. People who point at their wrist while asking

Beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to

Blonde - Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some

Red Sox Humor

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

The Dirty Wife

A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and

Little Joey

Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing

Gynecologist Bad!

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first

Smellin' Wood

Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard.

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

Silk Stalkings

What do men and stockings have in common? They

Stuck in the middle

One day, there's a man and his wife driving along

Yard Work Sign Language

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

It'll Burn Through Anything

A husband and wife were having some problems in

Crazy Little Critters...

Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A.

Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.

Golfed Balls

One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome

Get On The Bus, Yo

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

The Headache

A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A Blonde's Golf Accident

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

Dog Abilities

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they

The Great Hunter

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

South American Toad

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

How does herpes leave the hospital?

How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

Grandma's Trip to Victoria's Secret

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted

Condom Size Tester

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

Yo Mama's so Smelly... Dogs

Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her

Accident on the Golf Course

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

Geriatric Lovemaking

You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.

Appendicitis

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and

Motorcycle Patrolman

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated

Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his

What is a Cat?

What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable.

Enchanted Snake

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

Groin Shot

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls

Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth

The Cab Ride

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

Television Evangelical Show

randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers

You Know You're in California When...

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Crotchless Panties

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

Tarzan and Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

Too Far In

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,