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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

After World War II, an American soldier was going

The preacher was very distraught after the death

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was

Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?

Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ''He

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing

A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

    Two explorers are flying over

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

Run one lap around the office at top speed

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes