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So this new bar opens and the owner can't think

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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

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"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,"

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