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A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

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Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

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December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

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A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read

I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache